Articles by Tim Gard
Quit hogging the
H1N1 virus please
I’m a professional traveler; in fact, in my career as a humorist I’ve flown more than 1.5 million miles and spoken at over 1,500 conferences from Texas to Tasmania.
I’m aware of the variety of health-related issues that have come with inexpensive access to travel by the millions of people I share the planet with...
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Can a dog bite
ever be funny?
I love dogs. I have been bitten by dogs and don’t recommend it. But if asked, “Can a dog bite ever be funny?” I would have to say “Yes.”
Let me explain. I once spoke at a meeting of postal carriers. One of the other non-postal carrier speakers (like me) made this opening comment: “There is nothing funny about dog bites.”
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Failure is an option:
Giving up is not
I travel quite a bit and I’ve taught myself to enjoy it. I treat it just like I’m commuting to and from work, which, most of the time I am. During my 15 year career as a professional speaker I’ve flown over 1 million miles and shared my Comic Visions ™ seminars from Texas to Tasmania. I’ve stayed in amazing places and in scary places, I’ve seen the best and the worst of travel and travelers and still, I love to travel.
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