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Order 'My Marbles' $3 |
My Marbles
Life can be stressful and sometimes you may think you have lost your marbles. Well, you have not lost them — because they are here — Tim Gard's newest addition to his line of tools — "The Marble Bags".
Each bag contains a Cat's eye marble to remind you of your childhood, an USA marble, an Earth marble, a Galaxy marble and last but not least the Milky Way marble. Keep them handy and you will never lose your marbles again! |
Order the 'My Marbles' $3
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Order the 'Nose Flute' $1 |
Nose Flute
You can't play the piano? No worries… You can learn to use the
nose flute for those office concerts, or signaling a secret code! |
Order the 'Nose Flute' $1
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Order the 'Funny Glasses' $3
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Funny Glasses
We have all been there: That long, boring meeting when the eyes just
refuse to stay open. These Funny Glasses are the perfect disguise. Just
be sure not to snore! |
Order the 'Funny Glasses' $3
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Order the 'Fork Glasses' $20
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Fork Glasses
See what anyone looks like behind bars with your own pair of Tim Gard's Fork Glasses! Keep them close at hand, put them on and turn your head sideways to see what the offender looks like behind bars. Learn more |
Order the 'Fork Glasses' $20
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Order the 6-pack of Major Credit Cards for $5
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Major
Credit Card
(Pack of 6)
Do you have a Major Credit Card? Throw this at them, and then control yourself when they ask if you have some other form of identification… turn it over! Revel in the bewilderment! |
Order the 6-pack of Major Credit Cards for $5

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Order 'Mental Floss' for $3
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Mental Floss
Floss out the Monday you dread… floss out that old idea… floss
out those stressful situations. Now you have a clear mind. |
Order 'Mental Floss' for $3

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Order 'Dollar Snatcher' for $3
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Dollar Snatcher
(includes $1 bill)
Now you have it, now you don’t! Be careful where you use this
one, because the denomination of the bill determines reaching speed.
Great fun, and always good for a hearty laugh! |
Order 'Dollar Snatcher' for $3
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Order 'Seat Saver' for $5
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Seat Savers
Save your seat! A metal spoon with plastic 'ice-cream' melting off
of it guarantees that your seat will never be taken again. |
Order 'Seat Saver' for $5
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SPECIAL:
Order a 10 pack of 'Big Bucks'
for $5 and get one Free!
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Big Bucks - Buy One Get One Free!
You are the manager, supervisor, or decision maker who always hears, “You
should do it, that’s why you get the BIG BUCKS!” Now you
have a tool to counter those remarks. Pass them out so everyone has
the big bucks! |
SPECIAL:
Order a 10 pack of 'Big Bucks'
for $5 and get one Free!
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